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Farting all the time
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:56:27 AM »
Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

 Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

 The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

 Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
 "Hmm," says the Doctor,

 He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

 The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

 "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." 

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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 09:57:20 AM »
 :lol: :lol:
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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 12:26:44 PM »
LMMFAO
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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 12:44:08 PM »
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

 Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

 "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

 After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

 While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

 Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

 "You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!" 

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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 12:46:24 PM »
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

 Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

 The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

 To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants". 

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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 12:54:43 PM »
funny shit Tib keepem coming I like the first one the best  :popcorn:

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Re: Farting all the time
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2013, 11:31:20 AM »
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.

If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",

If they say "no"... fuck em.


You don't need that kinda negativity in your life.

 

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