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the hellion

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 08:24:55 PM »
Nice shoes. Let's  fuck...
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the hellion

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2013, 08:27:38 PM »
The word of the day is legs.Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's play carpenter. We get hammered and I nail you...
Lets play war. I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me.

(Lick your finger and wipe it on her clothes.) Looks like we need to get you outta those wet clothes...
Abduction means the end for me, a million years of misery...



 

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