A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
A white guy goes to the bathroom; he has to fart.
A white guy’s gonna cut you. You stupid coupon.
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.