I'd like to turn you upside down and carry you like a six-pack.
Here's mine, it's a real one, and works well if you choose the right (stoner) chick..."Hi, hows it going... would you like to go outside and share a joint with me?"
Quote from: adamjj on August 10, 2013, 11:15:08 PMYou gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watchThis is a very good idea. I recommend that everybody does this.
You gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watch
•What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.•You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. •Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? •I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true •Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you •I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. •I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. •Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems •Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.•If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.