Author Topic: Dam fish for sale  (Read 428 times)

D3Dman

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Dam fish for sale
« on: June 16, 2014, 01:11:34 AM »
There was a boy standing on the street selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

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Re: Dam fish for sale
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2014, 10:26:57 AM »
fucking potatoes are the best kind of potatoes

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Re: Dam fish for sale
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2014, 11:43:56 AM »
hhahahaha. Don't forget the Cock sucking Broccoli... :broccoli

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Re: Dam fish for sale
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2014, 01:02:16 PM »
And the goddamned corn. Lmmfao
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