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Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« on: July 12, 2014, 02:53:47 PM »
The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide — a.k.a. what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, causing gas — could prevent mitochondria damage. Yep, the implication is what you're thinking: People are taking the research to mean that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that hydrogen sulfide gas in rotten eggs and flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases."Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood, a professor at the University of Exeter, said in a statement.While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, the study suggests that "a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria," Time reports. Dr. Matt Whiteman, a University of Exeter professor who worked on the study, said in a statement that researchers are even replicating the natural gas in a new compound, AP39, to reap its health benefits. Link: http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/264585

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2014, 03:55:16 PM »
Good One,
  I saw this on Southpark btw. They call it Smug here, you can see how well it works:
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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2014, 11:43:34 AM »
jenkems is now a healthy alternative to getting high :pissright: :bakedmonkey: :pissleft:

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 12:53:37 AM »
jenkems is now a healthy alternative to getting high :pissright: :bakedmonkey: :pissleft:

it's  All Natural

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2014, 03:32:57 AM »
jenkems is now a healthy alternative to getting high :pissright: :bakedmonkey: :pissleft:

it's  All Natural
yes. I'm hoping everyone liked the natty sample I sent them I extract jenkems and put it down marshmellow leaf. The end result is a super potent shit!

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2014, 09:49:33 AM »
I love that Shit

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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2014, 10:02:37 AM »
 :cokesniff good shit dood
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Re: Study: Smelling farts is good for your health
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2014, 01:27:45 PM »
Oh my, pharma is making synthetic farts. Good god, they'll sell us anything at all! People, stick to natural ass farts, LMFAO,  nothing like natures goodness.  :spankherself:
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