The golfer and the genie

[D3Dman]

A golfer, encountering a genie, was granted one wish. The man thought a while and admitted, "I've always been rather, er, small, if you know what I mean; could you make me larger?"

"I understand" said the Genie, "Consider it done"

Continuing his game, the man noticed an immediate change in his "size." Within minutes, it was down to his knee, and by the final hole, it had crept into his sock. After his final putt, the man hurriedly returned to where he'd met the genie.

"Problem?" inquired the Genie. "Yes," the man responded, "Do you think I could trouble you for one more wish?"

"And what might that be?" asked the Genie.

"Could you make my legs a tad longer?"

[D3Dman]

on a similar, but much less politically correct note:

A man rubs a lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold.
As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman.

The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tree by men wearing white robes, affiliated with the KKK.

The boy confused, goes back to the train track where he saw the lamp and decides to rub it to see what happens... the genie comes out and says "sorry, I'm all out of wishes".

The boy says, OK, but tell me one thing, what did the man wish for yesterday? The genie replies: his first wish was to be rich, his second wish was to have a gorgeous wife, and his third wish was to be hung like a black man

 

[Galaxy Admin]