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funny quotes from members
« on: March 26, 2013, 11:09:56 AM »
 
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Anything will send you to the ER, coffee, toothepaste, drugs. I went to the ER once, I had a nickel stuck up my nose. Guess how it got there? Because i'm a fucking moron and misused a nickel!

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2013, 07:45:25 PM »
You can also put it in your butt.

It won't get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt.

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2013, 08:06:32 PM »
"You can also put it in your butt.

It won't get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."
Sail and grow
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Green we stay

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2013, 08:54:00 PM »
"You can also put it in your butt.

It won't get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."

FUCKING ROFLMAO.  How did you find this?

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2013, 10:29:05 PM »
"You can also put it in your butt.

It won't get you high or anything, and the spikes may hurt going in. But you can totally put it in your butt."

FUCKING ROFLMAO.  How did you find this?
I had this song on a cassette tape I made back in the day (can't remember exactly if its on vinyl or what), the "put it in your butt" comment just brought it to mind. lol
Sail and grow
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Green we stay

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2013, 02:22:49 AM »
This is fucking stupid. lol

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2013, 02:24:23 AM »

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2013, 06:00:00 PM »
There must be a part of the forum I have no access to see, because half of these quotes tell me I don't have access when I try to look at them........
"You can't buy happiness... but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 09:24:01 PM »

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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."
"Your as mighty as the flower that grows the stones away"

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2013, 09:51:40 PM »

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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."

lol you beat me to it dub. that was the one I immediately thought of when I saw this thread.
that shit did crack me up when i seen tha t post !

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 12:44:39 PM »
My favorite quote is, "It's like Maxwell House, It's good to the last drop!"

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2013, 01:12:31 PM »

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MyManDAN: " talk about messy, my wife fell asleep with an open milk dud box in the bed, now that was a mess. I woke up wondering who crapped themselves."
"Shit the bed and kick it out with your feet"
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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2013, 08:44:36 PM »
HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS
No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.
I think dudes been blending to much lol[

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 11:54:20 PM »
HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS
No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.
I think dudes been blending to much lol[
Fuck, I'm just toying with you. I mean, Toy, I'm just fucking with you. No homo.

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Re: funny quotes from members
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2013, 10:13:25 AM »
HEY WINNING WHATS UP WITH YUOR POST ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL WHY WOULD YUO SAY THAT ! IM A DUDE WINNING  NOT A GIRL I THINK YOUR A BIT CONFUSED BROTHER  !PM ME BACK PLEASE THANKS
No, I ordered with the chipotle sauce.
I think dudes been blending to much lol[
Fuck, I'm just toying with you. I mean, Toy, I'm just fucking with you. No homo.
its all good winning yuo got me that time buddy I owe yuo one

 

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