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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2014, 05:45:08 PM »
How much?  :pimp
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2014, 08:40:47 AM »
I'm Married.
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2014, 02:30:32 PM »
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2014, 02:51:52 PM »
if I flip a coin what's the chances of me getting head?

Do you have beer in there, because I'd like to tap that ass.


Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Hellmann's or Miracle Whip?

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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2014, 01:08:47 PM »
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The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.

If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",

If they say "no"... fuck em.


You don't need that kinda negativity in your life.

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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 03:27:58 PM »
yo wanna suck my dick girl
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 04:36:56 PM »
Quote from: Nature Boy on March 20, 2014, 01:08:47 PM

Girl if you were a sprite I would obey my thirst. Cheesy as fuck lol
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2014, 06:34:14 PM »
Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

Or

How much does a polar bear weigh?  Enough to break the ice... Hi I'm Creep
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2014, 06:56:08 PM »
This one has worked twice.

"I want to taste you."

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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2014, 07:00:44 PM »
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"You can't buy happiness... but you can buy weed, which is pretty close."

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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2014, 08:00:03 PM »
Quote from: xXQueenXx on March 21, 2014, 07:08:53 PM
BAHAHAHAHA IN CHAT ONE NITE>>>>>HENRY THE VII>>>>>   HEY, IQ,,,,,U GOT ANY BLACK IN U????,,,,,ME<NO......HIM< U WANT SUM???????  :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing: :rollingonasslaughing:

I just love people who got a positive attitude
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Re: Whats your Best Pick Up Line?
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2014, 08:01:45 PM »
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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