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D3Dman

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What a coincidence....
« on: February 05, 2014, 09:20:46 AM »
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.....sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"

The farmer says, "This is a coincidence, ---- I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I am a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were
infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."

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Re: What a coincidence....
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 09:29:51 AM »
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