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iBaked:
Swishahouse6:
:bowdown :weedpass: :bowdown :banana: :bowdown :smokebanana :bowdown :joint
Stay high, till I die...
3V1L9371U5:
Like. :steamroller
Forest:
I'm on that good kush and alcohol, I'm ball till the day I fall. :weed-sign:
Swishahouse6:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where’s The Beef?"
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There once was a bud named B.C.
He grew on a 7 foot tree
Till one day I plucked him Rolled him & smoked him
And now I can barely see!
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FBI
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, how can we help you sir?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, Sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but cant find any marijuana.
They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" said his best friend
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?" his best friend asked
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!" his best friend replied
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