A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you go".
"OK" Says the 4 yr old, and they run downstairs. Mom asks the 7yr old what he wants for breakfast.
"I'll have Coco Puffs, Bitch!" he says. WHACK, he flew out of his chair and started crying his eyes out.
Mom looked at the 4yr old now, sternly, and said "and what do YOU want?"
to which he replied "I don't know, but it won't be fucking Coco puffs!"
