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Title: Life of a Programmer
Post by: Admin on June 26, 2013, 08:18:31 PM

A Programmers's wife tells him to go to the store and bring back a loaf of bread and If they have eggs, bring back a dozen.

The husband comes home and says here's your dozen loaves of bread honey.

The wife says " Why the hell did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?!!?"

The husband says "Because they had eggs!!!"

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: D3Dman on June 26, 2013, 09:11:48 PM

hahahah. too good.

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: the hellion on July 02, 2013, 11:41:56 AM

LMMFAO. .. I think that may be us guys in general...

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: R on July 02, 2013, 12:19:40 PM

Hey, an algorythm is an algorhythm.  Follow the instructions...
 
(http://leeannemorris2.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/how-hard-is-it-to-follow-instructions2.jpg)

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: D3Dman on July 02, 2013, 01:25:37 PM

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: D3Dman on July 02, 2013, 01:26:43 PM

 A programmer's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The programmer replies: "yes".

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: R on July 02, 2013, 01:31:42 PM

(http://www.neises.com/userfiles/html-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Life of a Programmer
Post by: orthene on July 02, 2013, 04:22:52 PM

Quote from: r2-d3 on July 02, 2013, 01:25:37 PM

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”

God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”

Awesome. Always save. Always backup.