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Title: Story Time V1
Post by: Admin on July 11, 2013, 07:18:52 PM
I was walking down a dark alley lighting up a fat bowl of TKO when all of a sudden a giant shadow appeared. I started running the opposite way when....
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: D3Dman on July 11, 2013, 07:31:43 PM
....... I realized that I was smoking the best blend ever made and I had no reason to fear. I stopped running and turned around to face the shadow, which was.......
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: deckard cain on July 11, 2013, 08:20:42 PM
Courtney Love. I said "god Damn! Your shadow is better looking than you!  Hey btw, did you kill kurt cobain?"
She appeared miffed at this and said ;
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: Admin on July 11, 2013, 08:25:41 PM
Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? As she started gazing into...
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: deckard cain on July 11, 2013, 08:31:52 PM
My eyes I saw a quickly moving reflection in hers! I ducked out of instinct as a left handed guitar smashed against her cranium knocking her out.
"How you Hole ass like THAT purple haze, Bitch!" Said Jimmy Hendrix.
I stumbled as though I might pass out, but Jimmy stabilized my arm.
Eyeing my last stash of TKO, he said. ..
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: 3V1L9371U5 on July 11, 2013, 10:24:46 PM
" 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!", and plants one right on Deckard's lips!  :nannah:

While he was stunned, I grabbed the TKO and made a break for...
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: -digi on July 11, 2013, 10:33:17 PM
the street. with nowhere to go i decided to hale a cab. i rose my hand and stopped.......
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: orthene on July 11, 2013, 10:51:54 PM
...short, because the ghost of Ernie Harwell walked by me, and I just stood there like the house by the side of the road and watched him go by. The cab pulled over and the door opened...
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: deckard cain on July 12, 2013, 09:53:35 AM
Meanwhile
Behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore. ..
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: JustSayin on July 12, 2013, 12:36:09 PM
Meanwhile
Behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore. ..

lurked a hidden warehouse where "Peggy" and the boys produced knock-off packages of blendz like Scooby Snacks in a jacuzzi stolen from a local store called Too Hot in the Hot Tub... Make Me Sweat!.
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: Swishahouse6 on July 12, 2013, 08:15:40 PM
 :popcorn: this is so cool I suck at story tellin but am lovin the read.

Keep it going Spicers...
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: deckard cain on July 12, 2013, 08:39:28 PM
...Sam (you know the one..) strolled out of the fishy factory humming his favorite Beiber jam. His tune was cut short when Officer Grammar collared his 97 pound frame and lobbed him into his vehicle. "Officer wait!  Can you scratch my neck before you drive me wherever we are going? " Little Sammy pleaded.
 Grammars glasses slid marginally down his nose for eye contact. "Son. I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one of em"
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: Swishahouse6 on July 12, 2013, 08:41:15 PM
 
...Sam (you know the one..) strolled out of the fishy factory humming his favorite Beiber jam. His tune was cut short when Officer Grammar collared his 97 pound frame and lobbed him into his vehicle. "Officer wait!  Can you scratch my neck before you drive me wherever we are going? " Little Sammy pleaded.
 Grammars glasses slid marginally down his nose for eye contact. "Son. I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one of em"
 

Classic  :bowdown lmao
Title: Re: Story Time V1
Post by: Admin on July 12, 2013, 08:45:33 PM
Anyone can start Story Time V2, V3, etc. Put a fork in it, this one is done. I was kinda hoping it would take a week to fizzle.


 Lets see how interesting the next one gets. Try to add a few more sentences each turn.  :popcorn:

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