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Title: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 12:32:10 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag,  he potato sacks...

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: dub on July 27, 2013, 12:42:26 AM

Did you catch him in the new Expendables 2?

If not you gotta see his cameo's in it, they are freaking golden !

Make sure you catch the funny "Western whistle" whenever he appears  :biggrin

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 12:58:31 AM

No but I need to check it out...

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 12:59:58 AM

Chuck Norris can watch 2 girls,  one cup while eating a chocolate ice cream cone...

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Post by: tibeirious on July 27, 2013, 09:40:37 AM

Chuck Norris Doesn't Call The wrong number, You Answer the wrong phone. :o

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Post by: Nature Boy on July 27, 2013, 09:44:32 AM

(http://www.upload.ee/image/3471/Scared-chucknorris.jpg)

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Post by: 3V1L9371U5 on July 27, 2013, 11:11:32 AM

(http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ey9i.jpg)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 12:00:49 PM

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.  Chuck Norris got it back...

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Admin on July 27, 2013, 12:15:58 PM

When Chuck Norris does a Push up the Earth moves away from him.

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Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 12:23:09 PM

Chuck Norris once shook Michael J. Fox's hand. He hasn't stopped shaking to this day...

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Post by: adamjj on July 27, 2013, 03:41:21 PM

chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries

when google had there im feeling lucky button, if you searched "where is chuck Norris" it would go to a page that would say google can not find chuck Norris, he finds you.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 04:05:56 PM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Backwards...

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Admin on July 27, 2013, 04:22:13 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/Na2jFlr.jpg)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on July 27, 2013, 04:28:42 PM

If you eat chicken, and Chuck Norris says it's beef, it's fucking beef!!

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Post by: iBaked on August 11, 2013, 02:42:14 PM

Chuck Norris Once Broke the Land Speed Record on a Bicycle That Was Missing Its Chain and the Back Tire.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: Admin on August 11, 2013, 05:44:16 PM

Chuck Norris can swim... through dirt.

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Post by: the hellion on August 15, 2013, 08:20:31 PM

Chuck Norris can pick grapes off an apple tree and make the best fucking lemonade you've ever tasted!!

Title: Re: Chuck Norris
Post by: the hellion on August 15, 2013, 08:21:52 PM

Chuck Norris won a grammy for his sign language album...