The Galaxy Lounge
Fun Stuff => LMAO => Topic started by: GrindCandy on July 31, 2013, 12:25:32 AM
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When you type in a phone number and try to hit call using your cell phone calculater!
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when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
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when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
All the time. Whats also funny is when you get up and open the fridge and expect new shit to reappear.
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when you put something in the fridge that didnt belong there originally.
I put the fucking peanut butter in the fridge the other day lol
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You have no idea what show you were watching
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You stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green...
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You have no idea what show you were watching
Haha I really feel this one, deck, for sure. Be watching a show even that's DVR'd and it'll go to break and I'll zone out forget what I'm watching and just turn on some other channel, then about 15 later realize what I did and say damn what happened to that episode of such and such?
Usually go back and finish it after, but it ruins it sometimes doing that.
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You have no idea what show you were watching
:goodpost
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When you stop caring that the world is run by idiots and most people are fools and zero business is coming in and everyone seems to
be in a bad mood, yet you know breathing is fun, sound and vision are gifts, there is always something you can do, fuck the world, I'm having
fun. I try to be that way even when not high!
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You have no idea what show you were watching
ha ha ha that shit happens all the time, or you change the channel and youre like wth i wasnt watching this earlier
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Walk into the kitchen because you had an awesome idea.
Get in there and forget what you came for.
It's so disappointing too.
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When you get in the wrong car in a parking lot just because it looks like yours.
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When you get in the wrong car in a parking lot just because it looks like yours.
Oh hell naw LMAO.
Done this..
"Wtf, my key doesn't start my car anymore.... Ruh-roh raggy. " *scooby-doos outta there*
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You stop at a stop light, and after waiting for the green you forget where you were going :P
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You drive your car down to the store for some munchies foods, and then walk home!
and then the next day think your car was stolen!
This actually happened to me! NO BS!
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You drive your car down to the store for some munchies foods, and then walk home!
and then the next day think your car was stolen!
This actually happened to me! NO BS!
Damn Dude I'm glad you didn't get a dui
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You pour orange juice in your cereal...
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You are outside at night frantically shining the flashlight on the ground. And what are you looking for? The flashlight in your hand
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You are outside at night frantically shining the flashlight on the ground. And what are you looking for? The flashlight in your hand
Haha damn Simon :lol:
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When you leave half a blunt on your coffee table to ride te store. Get back blunts gone dog must've ate it went crazy and tore up everything and jumped up on the kitchen counter. Fucker pulled a sack of potatos off and left pieces everywhere. I feed that mofo plenty yeah I was too high for that shit. Chained his ass up outside he's on punishment now teachem to eat my weed . Dogs a Woooooooooooooooo Wolf I swear. Picture that dog in Turner and Hooch. That's my Hoss LMAO :weedspin
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when you take a piss in the bathroom, fall asleep, then wake up, beat your dogs ass for pissing on the living room carpet, only to realize later, how in the hell where you watching tv and taking a piss at the same time
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:lol:
That reminds me of a buddy from high-school. One night after a bender, I saw him walk over to a lazy boy type chair in his house, he lifted the cushion like a lid, and then proceeded to piss on the chair. He was a good sport and closed the cushion/lid when he was done though... :beers:
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When you are looking for your lighter just for you to find out you have it in your hand. Classic Stoner /.\
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You take a shit in the kitchen sink. and then get high...no wait ...what was the question?
THUNDERGUN EXPRESS!
I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!
YOU BASTERD!!!!!!
hahaha
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You hand your lighter to your wife all the while vehemently denying you were doing anything...anything at all...
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I always know I'm high when I can't wipe the big, goofy grin off my face :weedspin
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When you got to bed high and wake up drunk up with strangers asking yourself How much smot did you poketh? :weedspin