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Title: Best pickup lines
Post by: Admin on August 09, 2013, 10:47:04 PM

I would crabwalk 5 miles through broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie!

whats yours?

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: GrindCandy on August 09, 2013, 11:14:19 PM

"Hey bitch"

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: pguy14 on August 09, 2013, 11:21:55 PM

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?..
(wait for a resounding no and slap to the face)
What you don't like pizza?

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: dub on August 10, 2013, 01:48:44 AM

Here's mine, it's a real one, and works well if you choose the right (stoner) chick...

"Hi, hows it going... would you like to go outside and share a joint with me?"

 :lips:

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: orthene on August 10, 2013, 03:18:00 AM

I'd like to turn you upside down and carry you like a six-pack.

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: Admin on August 10, 2013, 07:00:35 PM

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: jbmac on August 10, 2013, 08:59:39 PM

An oldie but a goodie - If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: adamjj on August 10, 2013, 11:04:44 PM

Quote from: orthene on August 10, 2013, 03:18:00 AM

I'd like to turn you upside down and carry you like a six-pack.

Best I've ever heard hahaha

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: GrindCandy on August 10, 2013, 11:10:00 PM

Quote from: dub on August 10, 2013, 01:48:44 AM

Here's mine, it's a real one, and works well if you choose the right (stoner) chick...

"Hi, hows it going... would you like to go outside and share a joint with me?"

 :lips:

This does work for the most part

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: adamjj on August 10, 2013, 11:15:08 PM

You gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watch

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: iBaked on August 11, 2013, 01:52:45 AM

Quote from: neil2k13 on August 10, 2013, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: adamjj on August 10, 2013, 11:15:08 PM

You gotta get all drunk nd put your dick over your wrist, then tell girls your too drunk to read the time and ask em yo read your watch

This is a very good idea. I recommend that everybody does this.

I must admit, this works fairly well at fraternity parties.
I challenge your sarcasm neil.  :nannah:

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: tibeirious on August 11, 2013, 10:35:07 AM

•What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
•You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
•Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

 
•I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
•I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
•Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
•If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: iBaked on August 11, 2013, 02:25:09 PM

Quote from: tibeirious on August 11, 2013, 10:35:07 AM

•What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
•You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
•Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

 
•I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
•I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
•Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
•If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
•If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

(http://1389blog.com/pix/HatTipSmileyAnim.gif)

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: deckard cain on August 11, 2013, 03:29:03 PM

Wanna fuck?

"No! Wtf!"

Ahh. It's cool- I have to take a shit anyway.

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: orthene on August 12, 2013, 09:22:23 PM

Bend over, I'll drive.

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: the hellion on August 15, 2013, 08:24:55 PM

Nice shoes. Let's  fuck...

Title: Re: Best pickup lines
Post by: the hellion on August 15, 2013, 08:27:38 PM

The word of the day is legs.Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's play carpenter. We get hammered and I nail you...
Lets play war. I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me.

(Lick your finger and wipe it on her clothes.) Looks like we need to get you outta those wet clothes...