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Fun Stuff => LMAO => Topic started by: D3Dman on July 02, 2014, 07:15:41 PM

Title: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: D3Dman on July 02, 2014, 07:15:41 PM

.....Both of the men had a black eyes. This sparked the men's interest and so one asked the other how he got his black eye.

The first man said, "well, you see that ticket seller over there across the platform? She is quite attractive. I went up to her and what I meant to say was, 'could I please get a ticket to Pittsburg?' But what I actually said was, 'could I please get a picket to tittsburg' and so she slapped me in the face."

The other man laughed and said, "no way that is so similar to how I got my black eye. You see it happened at the breakfast table this morning with my wife. What I meant to say was, 'honey could you please pass the milk' but what I actually said was, 'fuck you bitch you ruined my life.'"

 :minime:

Title: Re: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: KratomToke on July 02, 2014, 07:32:08 PM

LOL! Ok I have my problems like everyone else! but No Girl is ruining my life yet!

but that could always change! HA

Title: Re: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: jones on July 04, 2014, 02:49:18 AM

Sounds like a true story too

Title: Re: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: Blend Master General on July 04, 2014, 03:51:11 AM

LMAO wonder how many married women have heard "fuck you bitch you ruined my life". I've never been married but I plan on telling some woman this in the future.

Title: Re: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: jones on July 04, 2014, 12:46:48 PM

Quote from: Blend Master General on July 04, 2014, 03:51:11 AM

LMAO wonder how many married women have heard "fuck you bitch you ruined my life". I've never been married but I plan on telling some woman this in the future.

I know just what you mean, it feels soo good to make a woman truly happy

Title: Re: Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station
Post by: iBaked on July 04, 2014, 12:53:37 PM

LMAO



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