This shit just wouldn't have hit the same back in the 90's.
"Just look at this beautiful imported brick! Note the deep muddish brown color, and cardboard-like texture! Be sure not to miss the millions of seeds so smashed in you'll be spending the next week just picking out half of them! Ooh! Aah! And, as an added bonus, a random selection of pesticides only available in 3rd world nations, as well as a free desert rat carcass and a guaranteed 3-bee minimum in each bag! I'd recommend this purchase at great personal risk and equally inflated prices, because there isn't anything else within 100 miles of this god forsaken town. 8/10"
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I really am glad the world has moved on.
Also: nice review, Orth. :thumbup:
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