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"What do you want to be when you grow up ?
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:03:17 AM »
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class . . .
"What do you want to be when you grow up ?"
Little Odie says,  "I wanna start out as a
Marine fighter pilot, then be a billionaire,
go to the most expensive clubs, find me the
finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a
million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana,
a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe,
an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging
her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to
do with this horrible response from little Odie
decides not to acknowledge what he said and
simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah ?"

"I wanna be Odie's whore."

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Re: "What do you want to be when you grow up ?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 09:54:54 AM »
Oorah! I like Odie's style. :yeahboy:

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Re: "What do you want to be when you grow up ?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 12:45:31 PM »
I'll have what Odie's having

 

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