Limericks

[EIbbep]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,t
if my ear was a pussy I'd f*€¥ it !!!

[Swishahouse6]

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

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There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

[D3Dman]

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colorful lack of restraint.

[orthene]

There was a young man from Calcutta
who peeked through a hole in a shutter,
all he could see
was a prostitute's knee,
and the bum of the chap that was up her!

[BurnMan]

there once was a lady name Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
in North Caroline
and her Tits at Buckingham Palace

[D3Dman]

There was a young girl dressed in black,
Who kept her drugs in a spice rack.
It wasn't her fault,
Her mom thought it salt,
Now her family is all hooked on crack.