"I gotta toss in my counter suit here, Charlie Kelly VS Major League Baseball and the Philly Phernatic. Okay, im mad, cuz this guy has got a strangle hold on the mascot scene. Ok, first of all I had to call him the Phernatic. His name is the Phanatic. But im gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the Phanatic. AND LETS TALK ABOUT STEROIDS! CAN WE TALK ABOUT STEROIDS?! CAN WE TALK ABOUT STEROID ABUSE?! ITS BULL SHIT! ITS RUINING THE GAME! ITS RUINING IT!" -Charlie Kelly