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Chuck Norris
« on: July 27, 2013, 12:32:10 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag,  he potato sacks...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2013, 12:42:26 AM »
Did you catch him in the new Expendables 2?

If not you gotta see his cameo's in it, they are freaking golden !

Make sure you catch the funny "Western whistle" whenever he appears  :biggrin
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2013, 12:58:31 AM »
No but I need to check it out...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2013, 12:59:58 AM »
Chuck Norris can watch 2 girls,  one cup while eating a chocolate ice cream cone...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2013, 09:40:37 AM »
Chuck Norris Doesn't Call The wrong number, You Answer the wrong phone. :o

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2013, 09:44:32 AM »
The trick to being a good stalker is always having weed.

If they catch you stalking just say "wanna smoke some weed?",

If they say "no"... fuck em.


You don't need that kinda negativity in your life.

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Re: Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2013, 12:00:49 PM »
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.  Chuck Norris got it back...

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2013, 12:15:58 PM »
When Chuck Norris does a Push up the Earth moves away from him.
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2013, 12:23:09 PM »
Chuck Norris once shook Michael J. Fox's hand. He hasn't stopped shaking to this day...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2013, 03:41:21 PM »
chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries

when google had there im feeling lucky button, if you searched "where is chuck Norris" it would go to a page that would say google can not find chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2013, 04:05:56 PM »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Backwards...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2013, 04:22:13 PM »
It feels good to be running from the devil
Another breath and I'm up another level
It feels good to be up above the clouds
It feels good for the first time in a long time now

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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2013, 04:28:42 PM »
If you eat chicken, and Chuck Norris says it's beef, it's fucking beef!!
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2013, 02:42:14 PM »
Chuck Norris Once Broke the Land Speed Record on a Bicycle That Was Missing Its Chain and the Back Tire.

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