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Chuck Norris
« on: July 27, 2013, 12:32:10 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag,  he potato sacks...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2013, 12:42:26 AM »
Did you catch him in the new Expendables 2?

If not you gotta see his cameo's in it, they are freaking golden !

Make sure you catch the funny "Western whistle" whenever he appears  :biggrin
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2013, 12:58:31 AM »
No but I need to check it out...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2013, 12:59:58 AM »
Chuck Norris can watch 2 girls,  one cup while eating a chocolate ice cream cone...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2013, 09:40:37 AM »
Chuck Norris Doesn't Call The wrong number, You Answer the wrong phone. :o
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2013, 09:44:32 AM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2013, 11:11:32 AM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2013, 12:00:49 PM »
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity.  Chuck Norris got it back...

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2013, 12:15:58 PM »
When Chuck Norris does a Push up the Earth moves away from him.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2013, 12:23:09 PM »
Chuck Norris once shook Michael J. Fox's hand. He hasn't stopped shaking to this day...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2013, 03:41:21 PM »
chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries

when google had there im feeling lucky button, if you searched "where is chuck Norris" it would go to a page that would say google can not find chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2013, 04:05:56 PM »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Backwards...
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2013, 04:22:13 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2013, 04:28:42 PM »
If you eat chicken, and Chuck Norris says it's beef, it's fucking beef!!
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Re: Chuck Norris
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2013, 02:42:14 PM »
Chuck Norris Once Broke the Land Speed Record on a Bicycle That Was Missing Its Chain and the Back Tire.
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