Reminds me of an old joke, A man was dating young woman looking for the perfect innocent one, he rejected several woman when in the moment of
intimacy, he whipping it out, if the lady said that's your cock, he put it away and told her it is not going to work, he needs a pure innocent woman.
This happened several times until one day he met a lady and when he whipped it out, and asked her what it was, she said "that's your wee wee".
The man was so happy and they dated for months and got married. On the wedding night he confided to her that he picked her because she was
so innocent and called his dong a wee wee, most ladies before called it a cock. She said, oh no, cocks are 8 inches long and black, your wee wee is 5 inches long.....