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A man says to his wife..
« on: November 06, 2013, 09:00:05 PM »
..."I Bet you $100 you can't say something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time"...


The wife thinks for a moment and responds "Of all your friends, you have the biggest dick".
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Re: A man says to his wife..
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 06:12:29 AM »
LOL. Good one.
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Re: A man says to his wife..
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 08:16:54 AM »
LMAO  :lol:
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Re: A man says to his wife..
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 12:55:59 PM »
Reminds me of an old joke, A man was dating young woman looking for the perfect innocent one, he rejected several woman when in the moment of
intimacy, he whipping it out, if the lady said that's your cock, he put it away and told her it is not going to work, he needs a pure innocent woman.
This happened several times until one day he met a lady and when he whipped it out, and asked her what it was, she said  "that's your wee wee".
The man was so happy and they dated for months and got married. On the wedding night he confided to her that he picked her because she was
so innocent and called his dong a wee wee, most ladies before called it a cock. She said, oh no, cocks are 8 inches long and black, your wee wee is 5 inches long.....
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Re: A man says to his wife..
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 02:26:00 PM »
Quote from: jbmac on November 07, 2013, 12:55:59 PM
Reminds me of an old joke, A man was dating young woman looking for the perfect innocent one, he rejected several woman when in the moment of
intimacy, he whipping it out, if the lady said that's your cock, he put it away and told her it is not going to work, he needs a pure innocent woman.
This happened several times until one day he met a lady and when he whipped it out, and asked her what it was, she said  "that's your wee wee".
The man was so happy and they dated for months and got married. On the wedding night he confided to her that he picked her because she was
so innocent and called his dong a wee wee, most ladies before called it a cock. She said, oh no, cocks are 8 inches long and black, your wee wee is 5 inches long.....

LMFAO that was the best shit I've heard in a minute lmao
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Re: A man says to his wife..
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 03:11:12 PM »
hahaha..burn
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